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THE U
I 0 N-E
faximum of Mellowness: "A Penny er–
enade" as rendered by Warski, Long, West–
gat , Panero, aiozzo, Tewkesberry, \\Tater–
man and Phipps in that May chapel program.
*
•
, Torma Brown, honor tude of the senior
class, has shipped her heart south to a lad in
Georgia, so 'ti said. Just a h artless femalP.
a far a
U-E
bovs are concern d.
*
Too late to qualify. "In spring
a
young
man's fancy, etc." I wonder if the increas d
number of couples promenading our hall is
due to pring or ju t stuff?
...
...
.
A challenge to woman. Where is your
gumption?
ince boys in ist on wise-cracking
about lh outlandish hat the ladies are wear–
ing,
why
has th re not been orne prote.-t
aga;nst thos fancy-fring d hairchops
U-E
lads ar featuring-? ... (Paid advertisement
of the V.
P.
L. (Vimen's Prote t League) local
66 1).
..
Product of the mind ( ? ) of Ed. Graut
Johnson:
Hi diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon ...
ll
ef must have been ky high that year.
...
* ...
Bill
June, advocate of that old-fashioner.
dance- th " hag," comes through with th•'
prize boner on an English paper. By om•·
slip of the pen, "human b ings" came out
"human bean " when wee willie wrote it.
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* • •
Phylli :\fartin, diminutive cutie, embar–
ra•. ed no end when a nice policeman, seeing
that she was haYing troubl
crossing th
A
\'enue, took her
b~·
the hand and a sisted her
across in
a
mo t fath rly manner.
...
.
Our nomination for th crack of the year:
" 'pank)" lleichemer had be n unusuall;·
"aclh e" in chemistr:v cia. s and :\lr. Forbe!>
was reaching- the boiling point.
uddenb
he wl,irl d on " 'panky" and said, "From now
on I'm going to call you the 'anka Kid.
'Ya
know whv
?"
"J.·o,.why '?"
We Make It
So
Easy
DI OTT TIGER
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"llec'lusc you're like anka coffe ; you
have
norr
of the active part of the bean
removed!"
* •
The fellows of 114, resolving that some–
thing should be done about the ''grand larceny·'
in that room, held a trial in which "Bad Boy"
Berkh ig
r
wn-; convicted of n'tching a cand\·–
bar fr0m dcfensele s l\litchell Olenski.
It's
about time that the "little guy" in -E got
a
break.
*
*
There is a grave que lion to be consid re..
according to some wag- "Will Anne
t
ele th·'
Young's heart ?"-meaning of course Willial'1
Young. (Pardon the pun; ,,.
know
it a low
form of huma.) ... Gotta go back to th do:;
house. ''long.
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