Oregon High School 1985 Yearbook (Oregon, WI) - Full Access

I hate yearbook !! I have been trapped in this room for the past 400 years; and all they have been feeding me is vinyl fruit. bread, and water. Let me tell you about yearbook . At the beginning of the year, half the school is interested. Then comes work (oh, how we hate that word!). Most people think that a couple of people sit d n in one afternoon and create a yearbook . Boy. are they wrong! Th yare very shocked when they reali ze that just like Rome. yearbook w s not built in a day. Then, whene er people do come to work. they al ays come up with something better to do. We know what they have accom– plished when we see the empty food wrappers and fingerprinted homework. This is somewhat disturbing ; but then. so are most mem– bers of the staff. Here is of their most distrubing conversations: Anne, quietly trying to get out of doing any work. is typing over in the corner. Lisa , Lori , and Tanya are all busy laying out sheets. Karen is sorta eating and working. Lori just crumpled a paper in disgust. That page sucks. They ar all huge. Oh. shoot. Where is tomorrow? A moan from Lisa. Holy vomit. we have 9 pages in there. Waiting . waiting. waiting. Forget about this. The yearbook may never reach the public, but what do we care. We are nly staff members. What can you expect? Where did they all go? Feet are poundinS in e distance. People are being locke out of the room in a masochist I hear a terrifying scr am from the hall. The cropper h another innocent victim. Karen's mouth is hanging open in awe. A cropper drops on the ground. OOOh! A small scream escapes Karen 's mouth. Life is getting more abstract by the minute. I am experiencing a strange phenomen. Do it !!! Make my day. What do you call them? The Yearbook Staff.