Oregon High School 1984 Yearbook (Oregon, WI) - Full Access

38 Phys Ed L • 1 b r a r • 1 a n s Tom Mueller Gay Pearson Larry Staffon I believe that the term "Physical Education" is a misnomer. A more appropriate name would be "Physical Survival Course." Any student who has successfully completed a year of Phy. Ed. (and lived) has learned a number of skills needed to survive in a hostile environment. For instance, he has learned how to play the game of broomball without having his kneecaps removed and is also an expert on locker room combat. The latter includes the arts of towel snapping and deodorant boxing. Fern Binger Cassandra Stull, Pat Fenner, Diane Staffon The script of a popular play states that librarians always wear their hair in buns and that they have no lips. Admittedly, librar– ians are easily irritated by Media I's social hour, the misplacing of books, and the shocking misuse of the book deposit. If we were to place ourselves in the shoes of the librarians, we might also object to the aforementioned practices. Even as we find ourselves unable to stop giggling in the library and cannot for the world pay our numerous fines, we appreciate their tolerance.