Chaminade HS 1963 Yearbook (Dayton, OH) - Full Access

Dear Readers: The following letters have just been found in our ma il department. Because of our policy of publishing our readers ' opinions both favorable and otherwise , we are including them here. May 7, 1963 To the Members of the Eag le Staff: For thirty years I have been reading your yearbooks . Your artists are amateurs, your jokes reek, and your material is trash. There was one exception, however, the 1929 Eagle was really great. Unfortunately my copy never arrived. Enclosed find a check for $ .99 to cover the cost of the book. Sincerely yours, Robert E. Geary, S.M. Dear Brother Geary: Have the Green-backers print one on the press! :\Jay 7, 1963 Dear Editor: I ha,·e been reading your yearbooks since 1928. I just thought I'd drop you a line to tell you I don't like those phony letters that start out like this : "Hello, my name is :\Iurkamooka wartzbaugh." I am 5 years old. Dear Anthony: \Vise Guy! Dear Ed itor: Respectfully, Anthony D"Elia May 8, 1963 My name is Murkamooka Swartzbaugh . I am 5 years old and I have been reading your yearbook since 1934 . . . February 10, 1963 Dear Ad Ediror: I didn't realize until recently that you had advertise– ments in your annual. Please include the following: THIS PAGE OF CONUNDRUMS SUPPLI ED BY THE HILARIOUS 1H HOTSHOTS 210 Your FRIENDLY Bookstore offers sweatshirts for only Ic under 2c over 3c under $2.00 D ear Friendly : \V/e gotcha! Dear Editor-in-Chief How can one book be so bad? D ear T . S.: \V'e employ a staff of over 75 who work diligently during the en– tire school year. DEAR EDITOOR: A Friendly May 17, 1963 T. S. MAY 14, 1963 I GIT LOTS OF GRINS OUTTA YORE ANNAUEL YAR– BOOK. MA SAYS IT'S THE BEST BOOK NEXT TO REVENOO REVUE. ATTACHED TO THESE HAR SCRIBBLINS IS A GIFT OF PA'S CORN SQUEEZINS. YU SHURE GOT A HEAP A GOOD PAGES THAR. Dear hag Rag: Thanhssh! Dear Ed itor-in-Ch ief: YOUR EVER LOVIN, SHAG RAG May 29, 1963 We have written every year for the past three years hoping that you would fulfill our request. Please don't refuse us again. We are dreaming about that fu ll page, color shot of Jim Ivory that we have promised to pay for. We think Jim's the greatest. Can't you g ive Jim the space he needs and deserves in your silly old yearbook? Get our Jimmy when he smiles that cute smile that wrinkles his little nose . Money is no object. We want our Jimmy big! Anxiously, The Jim Ivory Fan Club of Julienne and St. Joe's (over 2,000 members)