Union Endicott High School 1939 Graduation Issue (Endicott, NY) - Full Access

THE U I 0 N-E faximum of Mellowness: "A Penny er– enade" as rendered by Warski, Long, West– gat , Panero, aiozzo, Tewkesberry, \\Tater– man and Phipps in that May chapel program. * • , Torma Brown, honor tude of the senior class, has shipped her heart south to a lad in Georgia, so 'ti said. Just a h artless femalP. a far a U-E bovs are concern d. * Too late to qualify. "In spring a young man's fancy, etc." I wonder if the increas d number of couples promenading our hall is due to pring or ju t stuff? ... ... . A challenge to woman. Where is your gumption? ince boys in ist on wise-cracking about lh outlandish hat the ladies are wear– ing, why has th re not been orne prote.-t aga;nst thos fancy-fring d hairchops U-E lads ar featuring-? ... (Paid advertisement of the V. P. L. (Vimen's Prote t League) local 66 1). .. Product of the mind ( ? ) of Ed. Graut Johnson: Hi diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon ... ll ef must have been ky high that year. ... * ... Bill June, advocate of that old-fashioner. dance- th " hag," comes through with th•' prize boner on an English paper. By om•· slip of the pen, "human b ings" came out "human bean " when wee willie wrote it. * • • * • • Phylli :\fartin, diminutive cutie, embar– ra•. ed no end when a nice policeman, seeing that she was haYing troubl crossing th A \'enue, took her b~· the hand and a sisted her across in a mo t fath rly manner. ... . Our nomination for th crack of the year: " 'pank)" lleichemer had be n unusuall;· "aclh e" in chemistr:v cia. s and :\lr. Forbe!> was reaching- the boiling point. uddenb he wl,irl d on " 'panky" and said, "From now on I'm going to call you the 'anka Kid. 'Ya know whv ?" "J.·o,.why '?" We Make It So Easy DI OTT TIGER 17 "llec'lusc you're like anka coffe ; you have norr of the active part of the bean removed!" * • The fellows of 114, resolving that some– thing should be done about the ''grand larceny·' in that room, held a trial in which "Bad Boy" Berkh ig r wn-; convicted of n'tching a cand\·– bar fr0m dcfensele s l\litchell Olenski. It's about time that the "little guy" in -E got a break. * * There is a grave que lion to be consid re.. according to some wag- "Will Anne t ele th·' Young's heart ?"-meaning of course Willial'1 Young. (Pardon the pun; ,,. know it a low form of huma.) ... Gotta go back to th do:; house. ''long. FOR YOUll PRI PAl TIKG and PAPEIU G Phone 1406 or Visit Union Wall Paper & Paint Store 104 E. Main Street G RDE. • . ~<:ED.' and PLA:\T. H. B. Davis IS TilE PL CE TO U Y \\' lllT.\lAl':'S A ' DY Endicott KE.\IP,' ALTIO:D , ' l"l'' DEYU lCE CHI.;A.\1 New York Phone 2094 and 702 PEZZULLA'S PRESS on the North Side of Endicott Since 1922 El•'l•'ECTI\'1~. b 'OXU.\II AL PR!:\Tl~G 215 O'Dell Ave. Endicott to Have Your Children Proud of Their Own Home! FfNE .'\EW II0:\1E.' FOR A. LITTLE s , 5110 DO\\'.'\ PAYl\IEXT ' A ' RE.'\T VALLEY REALTY CO. 106 E. Main St. Phone 1575 Endicott